LET'S DO THIS ALREADY!

Hell yeah! Its September again, which means its time to kick off the 5th Annual Month o' Mustaches! After 11 months of denying your inner mustache, I invite - no command men everywhere to put down their razor and spend the next month unleashing their mustaches on the unsuspecting public (and a few adoring fans).

THE DEAL:

WHO? Anybody with the guts to let it grow
WHAT? Mustaches, glorious mustaches. Keep the accessories (soul patches, goatees, beards) to a minimum.
WHEN? September officially, but I embrace starting early and finishing late.
WHERE? On your face. Location of the end of month Mustachebriation TBD.
WHY? Ummm, why not?
HOW? Simple - let it grow. Share your photos and words of inspiration with the rest of us here.

As always, "Grow them long, wear them proud, and for God's sake keep them waxed!"

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

I will love it and feed it and pet it and name it....Omaha!

Yep, that's right my mustache shall go by Omaha this year. It deserves its own name. No reason it should have to be saddled with the name of "Ryan's mustache" when it can stand on it own.

You too should assess your mustache in order to identify its true name. Then of course, come here and present it like a debutante at her coming out ball.


* Credit must be given to Kelly for looking deeply at my mustache and first identifying its true name.
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2 comments:

  1. White Trash Trailer 4 LifeSeptember 1, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    Is it Omaha because it's flat, lifeless, and draws the inappropriate affections of family members?

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  2. Sister of a stacheSeptember 3, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    Wow....just wow. A new level of mustache love entirely.

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